So it was Haloween Night and I had just fled the scariest place ever only to find myself in a place a little less scary, or I guess I am just building up a tolerance to the scary? Wait a minute, isn’t there a chick out there who is studying that or something about the fear response? Super Yikes!!! That particular study seems like not the best idea, no? Anyway, I was freaking out, again, so I decided to go swing at a park near my Mom’s house. Justin Bieber and his buddy were there and I was ignoring them until one of them was like “hey are you a dude?” and I was like “actually, no, but i act like one!” and then Justin Bieber said some more comments that I couldn’t pick up on then I offered the swings to them as there were two swings and since we see who the women in this situation were plus it was getting late for me to be out in the dark alone I offered the swings up to them. Justin Bieber’s buddy was rightfully creeped out and Justin Bieber took the cue to leave with him versus swing, so I swang some more and then I was like what the fuck am I doing it is Halloween Night and I am pushing 30 and I am out swinging in the dark, Happy Halloween to me!