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You Mean I Can Have My Arsenic Cake AND Eat It To? It = The Cake

Picture courtesy of scrapetv.com: ‘cake eyed as major contributor to obesity’
You know that band Cake? Who doesn’t enjoy them? Speaking of cake, I ate the shit out of a cake my mom baked a few nights ago for dinner, or excuse me, dessert, my sister-in-law and her daughter were over, nonetheless I woke up feeling pretty crappy, perhaps next time (omg will there be a next time!?) I will be certain to use proper portion control? Leaving honey on the table next to some family pictures with some odd writing on the back was a nice touch to see this morning, I am not at all excited to dodge, dip, duck, dive, dodge addressing that topic. If it is not all in my head, I definitely need to just chill out and really focus on something versus just complaining. #gonnapumpthebreaksonthesweetsmovingforward #overthetop”subtle”hintsthatyouarefat #terrorism #probablynotgonnawannaclickthatlink #theinternetiscreepy

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