Posted on 26 January 2011. Tags: "ellen hello?", "vince vaughn hello?", alice cooper, burning bridges?, cake, chalk, completely unable to see the forest through the trees, crack, craigslist, deadmau5, dip, dive, dodge, dodge trucks, don't drink the water... oh wow..., duck, extreme fear of flying, honey, intricate web of multimedia trickery, john denver, jurrassic park: tresspasser, larry king, living the screenplay too lazy to write it probably has something to do with all the cake, mee-lee-wah-kay, no oprah, self-aware, spinach, thank you though oprah, video games = nightmares, white airplanes
Picture courtesy of scrapetv.com: ‘cake eyed as major contributor to obesity’ |
| You know that band Cake? Who doesn’t enjoy them? Speaking of cake, I ate the shit out of a cake my mom baked a few nights ago for dinner, or excuse me, dessert, my sister-in-law and her daughter were over, nonetheless I woke up feeling pretty crappy, perhaps next time (omg will there be a next time!?) I will be certain to use proper portion control? Leaving honey on the table next to some family pictures with some odd writing on the back was a nice touch to see this morning, I am not at all excited to dodge, dip, duck, dive, dodge addressing that topic. If it is not all in my head, I definitely need to just chill out and really focus on something versus just complaining. #gonnapumpthebreaksonthesweetsmovingforward #overthetop”subtle”hintsthatyouarefat #terrorism #probablynotgonnawannaclickthatlink #theinternetiscreepy |
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