Oh man, I totally remembered. Weird.

#5. FLEXPETZ – http://www.flexpetz.com

Do you long for a canine companion but you don’t want to have to deal with all the feeding, walking,  and just overall responsibility that usually goes hand in hand with dog ownership? Fuck it! Just rent one by the hour instead. It works with cars, it even works with people… why not dogs?

#4. Pee & Poo – http://www.peeandpoo.com/

It’s the 2010’s. No one has time to sit down and read ‘Everyone Poops’ to their kid anymore. Thank God a company in Sweden thought to manufacture Children’s apparel and plush toys featuring these most basic of bodily functions. Cheap push-peg-together furniture is not all our friendly neighbors from the north should be known for. Plus the flash animation on their website is the shit. Literally. Get it?

#3. Animal Shirts – http://www.animalshirts.net/

This shark beats three wolves howling at a moon. Quick. Everyone buy this shirt. Comment too.

#2. National Association to Advance Fat Acceptance – http://www.naafaonline.com/

Before I say anything I’d just like to go on record saying I am all for civil rights. I was just a little disturbed to learn that they are currently holding a raffle in which the winners will win an all-inclusive week-long Hawaiian beach getaway. I mean comeon, that’s just wrong.

#1. WTF Should I Do With My Life? – http://wtfshouldidowithmylife.com/

I’m sure you’ve already seen this on like Mashable, but I had to include it. It’s like my prayers were totally fucking answered! OMG!!

So there. That was this week’s picks of the internet.

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