So I’m having a fairly annoying day today, and the last thing I need is for Facebook to tell me that I am a huge loser. I am already in a bad mood, plus I am totally trying to lose weight right now like everyone else in America. Well, this afternoon I quit caring and made some not so healthy choices. I shit you not, I sit down in front of the Facebook after my “binge” and these are what greet me on the right hand side, like I’m not already crippled with guilt and self-shame as it is. Quit with your Minority Reporting! It was a funny at first but now you are just being mean!!
First of all, I don’t even really like doughnuts, so fuck off.
Guess what? I’m lactose intolerant, dicks. I guess I did forget to add that to my “likes” though, so my bad on that.
Oh goody!!!! Assholes.
Jesus Christ I don’t even have my relationship status listed. It is CERTAIN no boys will ever like be because I ate a hamburger today.
WTF Facebook!?
