Virtual Tazer Gun

This is really just a no-brainer.  With an updated more realistic sound and redesigned, futuristic look, the Tazer APP is a must have at any gathering… or really any social situation whatsoever.  The BTTV street team and I found unprecedented success time and time again in sneaking up behind total strangers.  This all-encompassing non-weapon will never fail in delivering larger than life entertainment for all parties involved.

Air Horn!

Pretty much the greatest thing to have ever been invented, this APP puts the commanding presence of an air horn right in the palm of your hand.  Trying to get a word in edgewise during a heated group discussion?  Air Horn!  Do you find yourself bored, sitting around waiting for your significant other to awaken from an afternoon nap?  Air Horn!  Loved one in a coma?  Air Horn!  Comes with six options; The Friend Maker, The Single Horn, The Good Ol’ Horn, The Multi-Horn, Support The Team, and En Espanol.  El Mariachi, indeed!  This APP also includes a built-in Tornado Siren and Whoopee Cushion function.

Cat Sounds

LOLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!  Can you imagine having 12 different cat sounds at your beck and call, all in one, conveniently packaged, palm-sized APP?  Imagine no more, your dreams have become a reality.  Cat Sounds.  It is 12 different cat sounds.

SchottGunn

With realistic shot gun loading action and firing sounds, nothing tops this APP… especially during a long bus ride with strangers… or a large lecture hall during an exam.

Android LightSaber

Remember Star Wars?  That’s all I’m going to tell you.  Just go download it.  Now.

Oh, and in case you have an iPhone, I don’t want to discriminate or anything.  I have a must-have App suggestion for you:

Glow Stick Free: Motion Controlled Glowstick – FREE

Remember Glow Sticks?  Well, now you’ll never forget, thanks to this free iPhone APP.  Looking for your keys in the dark?  Need an ice breaker to start a conversation with that pretty lady you just met at the bar?  Do you need a psychedelic extension of your upper limbs to roll and pulse with the beat as Ecstasy and assorted alcohols course through your veins out on the dance floor?  This APP does it all.

You’re welcome.